John Paul Leon ~ High Contrast Excellence for You Guys.
Hnnngggghh!! J.P. frickin’ Leon!
my doctors just informed me that receiving “noods" is essential to my recovery. it’s in your hands (and other body parts) now, tumblr.
i’m not feeling up to being particularly communicative, but i’m still alive. so there’s that.
GET YOUR TOES A-TAPPIN’!!!
i may have a huge crush on joshua wolak. perhaps.
well, since i’m gonna be up all night anyway
i might as well play video games.
stress headache to end all stress headaches
i’m trying to get all my loose ends tied up before surgery tomorrow. speaking of which, i’m not sure i’ll be tumbling much (or even at all) the next few days. i’m not sure what kinda physical / emotional state i’ll be in. i’ll let those of you who might care know i’m still alive, but that’s probably all i’ll be up to. keep your fingers crossed or whatever, if you feel so inclined. i’ve truly got a bad feeling about all of this. enough dwelling. i have a badelynge of uncooperative ducks i need to get in a row. for some reason.
you can only watch so many episodes of “forensic files” in one day
before you start to think “yeah, i could do it so much better than these losers” and begin planning a murder of your own.
i have a strong urge to play “roller coaster tycoon”
that’s weird, isn’t it?
I just read this in John Mulaney’s “Ice-T” voice. “You mean like when someone plays too many scratchy lottos? Or like when someone drinks too much grape soda? Or when someone drinks too much grape soda, and it makes their poop a weird color?”
best response ever? perhaps.
that thing where you drink too much grape soda
and it makes your poop a weird color.