tonight i’ll be reenacting scenes from one of julia roberts’ many horrible flicks
eat comics sleep
A teenage boy is getting ready to pick up his date for the prom.
First, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s already a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
The boy waits and eventually obtains his tux.
He then heads to the florist to pick up their corsages, however there is already a huge flower line in front of him.
The boy waits and waits, but finally procures the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately there’s a long limo line at the rental office.
The boy is patient and eventually gets the job done.
Finally the day of the prom arrives.
The two are dancing happily and his date is having a great time.
When the song is over she asks him to go get her some punch.
He heads over to the table and there’s no punchline.
sometimes, i shake my fist and scream “glenyrd!”
must haves: crab racoons (i mean, crab rangoon is thai, but my favorite chinese joint makes a tasty version), xiao long bao (steamed pork dumplings), and hot and sour soup
the usual: steamed broccoli in garlic sauce and yu xiang rou si (pork in hot garlic sauce)
when i’m feeling fancy: peking duck and honey walnut shrimp
i also really love zhangcha duck (roasted duck smoked over tea leaves) but i don’t see it on many menus.
The IMDb board for Dear White People is exactly what I expected
sweet girl misses her dead mother and goes on and on about how she’d give anything to talk to her one more time. snarky girl rolls her eyes so hard she almost dies. ouijaing commences and they make contact with an illiterate ghost in dire need of ritalin. pat nixon shows up drunk and yells at them.