i’m trying to get all my loose ends tied up before surgery tomorrow. speaking of which, i’m not sure i’ll be tumbling much (or even at all) the next few days. i’m not sure what kinda physical / emotional state i’ll be in. i’ll let those of you who might care know i’m still alive, but that’s probably all i’ll be up to. keep your fingers crossed or whatever, if you feel so inclined. i’ve truly got a bad feeling about all of this. enough dwelling. i have a badelynge of uncooperative ducks i need to get in a row. for some reason.
I just read this in John Mulaney’s “Ice-T” voice. “You mean like when someone plays too many scratchy lottos? Or like when someone drinks too much grape soda? Or when someone drinks too much grape soda, and it makes their poop a weird color?”
lmao 2 years ago not even the majority of marvel comics fans cared about the guardians of the galaxy and now I’m seeing reading lists popping up left and right and RYAN FUCKING SEACREST said “I am groot” on national radio but NO ONE WAS ASKING FOR A GOTG MOVIE BEFORE IT WAS ANNOUNCED
carol danvers has a rabid fanbase that has their own name and that creators are scared of when they show up at cons. you think iron man had something like the carol corps when they decided to give him a movie? YOU THINK ROCKET RACCOON OR GROOT HAD A FANBASE CLAMORING FOR THEM TO GET A MOVIE????
get the fuck outta here with this weak “no one knows female superheroes like they know marvel’s big three” like DUH marvel has spent 6 YEARS making sure everyone knows who captain america, iron man, and thor are by giving them their own movies. stop defending kevin feige’s weak slimy bullshit you soggy-assed milkbags