someone should come rub my tummy until i fall asleep.
is there a name for that thing where you’re happy-sad?
like, i mean, i’m sad, but i also just sorted a few things out and that’s happy-making.
that creamed spinach shit from boston market is gooooood
Zac Efron strips off on NBC’s Running Wild with Bear Grylls
or, as i call it, “bear grylls drinks celebrity piss”.
- Comic Con: knock knock
- Me: who's there
- Comic Con: not you lol
the heinz bottles have convinced me
you’re all getting ketchup for christmas this year!
So, hey, it’s Friday night and I’m drunk. Why not?
nick has skills. skillz even.